The legend of Sleepy Hollow Mouth Snaffle
- crownandcanter25
- Oct 18
- 1 min read
š The Legend of Sleepy Hollow Mouth Snaffle šÆļøš“
They say the Headless Horseman rode through the Hollow on misty October nightsā¦ cloak billowing, hooves thundering, mouthpiece clinking šāØ
But the truth?
He wasnāt chasing souls.
He was just trying to fix Daredevilās bitting problem š¬šŖ
You see, Daredevil wasnāt just any horse. He was a war horse šš„
A master of dramatic head tossing š and Olympic-level evasion š
His snaffle had rubbed one too many times. His tongue had officially lodged a complaint š š¢
So, the Horseman did what any good horseman would doā¦
he went in search of the perfect bit šµļøāāļøšŖ
Unfortunately, riding around with no head made communication tricky š¶āš«ļø
His cries of āhelp me find a fitter!ā came out as terrifying moans š±
His bridle jingled through the fog like chains āļø
And poor villagers mistook his midnight bit-fitting mission for a ghostly rampage š»š«ļø
He tried Pelhams. He tried kimblewicks.
He even briefly considered a gag (Daredevil politely declinedā¦ with teeth š«¢).
Then, one fateful night, someone finally listened to the whisper in the Hollow.
Not a scream. A clink š«§
A call for comfort, fit, and a horse who didnāt threaten early retirement at the sight of a bridle š šŖ
And from that night on, the legend changed forever.
So if you hear hooves behind you in the fog š«ļøā¦
donāt panic.
Heās not coming for your head š«£
Heās just hoping someone can sort Daredevilās mouthpiece š“āØ
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